Rancell UK

The future is bright, the future is Rancell UK

Obese-Humpback — Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:10 pm

Author: Obese-Humpback

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:10 pm

Hello,

the hump is back, more Obese than ever. Pass me another Pretzel would ya!

what are the plans for Rancell UK? My oversized body can wait no longer!

Also, could the site confirm the rumours that General Manager Wayne 'Wazza' Priestley is officially the most googled man in California??

I would also like to congratulate all those that took part in the return trial. Accomodation was of the very highest order I hear and it was a great success with all players being well remembered for their previous summer endeavours.

All players were welcomed back to a private party with live music featuring the Kaiser Chiefs, Pigeon Detectives and the Good Die Young on a purpose built stage for friends and family only in a secret rural West Yorkshire location. Emma Watson, star of Harry Potter, was flown in by helicopter to strike the first chord for Ricky Wilson's Menston fivepiece. Photo's coming soon.

The future is bright, the future is Rancell UK

With love
O - H

Rancell Utd Training Mon 28/1/08

admin — Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:04 pm

Author: admin

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:04 pm

...is on! at 730pm at Thornton Grammar School!

Rancell UK Trials 2008

admin — Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:42 pm

Author: admin

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:42 pm

Trials to be announced shortly!!!! Keep coming back to the site!

Rancell's Future

doomer17 — Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:35 pm

Author: doomer17

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:35 pm

Hi guys,

Are the trials still going ahead? I know you don't have dates, but could you give a rough time if they are.

Many thanks

Damien.

Quarter Finals of Wharefale FA Sunday Cup Details

admin — Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:52 pm

Author: admin

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:52 pm

The quarter final game vs Angel Baildon FC is to be played away (venue not yet known) on January 20th @ 11am.

###### GAME HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO WATERLOGGED PITCH#######

Wharfedale & District FA Cup Competition

wayne — Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:48 am

Author: wayne

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:48 am

We won our game against Ventus UTD yesterday the score was 5-3 we are now in the Quarter Finals which will be played on Sunday the 16th of December,The draw for that game will be made on the 29th of November.

The team played well and enjoyed themselves and it showed in our performance
well done to our scorers Tom Dibb, Tom Wilkinson, Si Kirsima, John Butcher,
Also well done Ben Wilkinson (GK) for some outstanding saves,

Thanks Lads

Next game

Obese-Humpback — Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:50 am

Author: Obese-Humpback

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:50 am

On this occasion size matters, and it has been muted in various circles that there are members of the management team with greater credentials to carry out any punishments.

Plus the Flying Scotsman said as soon as that whistle is blown, he wants to get back on the Famous Grouse back at the Woolpack.

Such talent being displayed at such 'dizzy heights' of local footballing standards.

Next game 14-10-07

wayne — Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:56 pm

Author: wayne

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:56 pm

Another win for us we are now in second place,
To the players thanks for all your hard work today,
We would also like to thank our spectators for their continued support,

Regards Wayne

TRAINING (FOR SUNDAY TEAM)

Sat Nav — Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:00 am

Author: Sat Nav

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:00 am

Training at Thornton should it be 22 Oct not Sept

Breach of League Rules

wayne — Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:22 am

Author: wayne

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:22 am

Unfortunatly due to clerical errors made on our behalf we have been fined �20, and the points involved in the games against Malt Kiln and AFC White Horse will be awarded to the clubs respectively.
We apologise to all our players involved in these games as this as no bearing on their performance.

We now need to put this behind us and carry on winning the games.

Game details for Sunday

wayne — Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:47 am

Author: wayne

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:47 am

We are away on Sunday (again) to AFC White Horse,
KO is 11am please be there for 10am
The ground is------ Munby Street, Fairweather Green
Dressing Rooms----5 Alive Sports Centre

Directions----------From Bradford go up Thornton Road past Morrisons towards Fairweather Green. Turn left at the Fairweather Green Pub, onto Munby Street turn right at the bottom to 5 Alive Sports Centre.

Directions from Keighley------Head towards Bradford by going down Thornton Road going past the imperial chinese, the Fairweather Green Pub is on the far side of Thornton Village (on the right hand side), turn onto Munby Street and at the bottom turn right to 5 Alive Sports Centre

DO NOT TURN OFF THORNTON ROAD UNTILL YOU HAVE FOUND THE FAIRWEATHER GREEN PUB

Player profiles for sunday team

admin — Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:42 pm

Author: admin

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:42 pm

If any of the sunday team players see this, can you please complete all the questions and then email me the answers for your profiles on the website.

Players and staff fill it out and send it to ccousins@rancelluk.com

Cheers

Cuzzy

Questions
1) Name
2) D.O.B
3) Place of Birth
4) Occupation
5) Position
6) Current Club
7) Past Clubs
Greatest Sporting/Football Achievement
9) Unknown fact about you
10) Best fact about someone on the team
11) Favourite Karaoke song

Rancell win

wayne — Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:41 am

Author: wayne

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:41 am

go to our website www.rancelluk.com all info is on there for you

Game Details - Sun 23rd Sep Vs Prospect Res

wayne — Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:39 am

Author: wayne

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:39 am

thats a shame

Bored

duffsons — Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:55 am

Author: duffsons

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:55 am

been up all night just fort id say only couple of hours left!!!!